#1658

79

March 15, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Janitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!

#1657

1820

March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.

#1654

2628

March 15, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Schafer: You know what's indispensable? Especially in physical sciences, like math, physics, chemistry, engineering, its -- Contreras: Mr Pham. By far.

#1653

57

March 14, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Erik: Nice shirt. Ozzie: Nice shorts. Joe: Nice service.

#1652

88

March 13, 2010, 8:55 p.m.

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Roberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-

#1651

1717

March 13, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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//Schafer is describing what he thinks the award ceremony for best teacher would be like Schafer: So it's like 3 hours or something. What are they gonna do with all that time? They could be like "Best securitry guard" or "Most hardworking building services worker" or something like that. And then imagine 3 hours of that junk! Student: Will you give an acceptance speech? Schafer: Yeah, and I'll just throw in some of your guys names. I might even make up some names. Gilad: Thank Dr. Quantum! Schafer: You know what, I'm gonna thank JK Rowling for inspiring a generation to read! Bae: And thank Stephenie Meyer for inspiring a generation NOT to read!

#1649

66

March 12, 2010, 5:03 p.m.

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//Dzi's phone rings, and Schafer hums along 'til he picks it up Dzi: Hello? No...no... Grace: This happened during origins, too! Dzi: Look, you have the wrong number! (hangs up) Schafer: I can just imagine that. (holds hand to ear like a phone) "Hello? Hang on, I don't have a good enough signal (stands on chair). Yeah...uh-huh...hang on, (motioning to class) guys, can you quiet down? No...look, this is a wrong number, and you already bothered me during Donaldson's class. Yeah...you too." (takes hand down) //Class laughs //Just then, Dzi's phone goes off again...and he doesn't even look at it Gilad (holding up his phone): Hey Dzi, pick up your phone! //Schafer confiscates Gilad's phone... but not Dzi's

#1648

99

March 11, 2010, 10:50 p.m.

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// on the bus to crew practice Fernando: They're not really singing, they're just talking out of tune. Wylie: Yeah, that's what rap is.

#1647

2830

March 11, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Bosse: Don't bother the student aide about how she graded the questions, she did it out of the kindness of her heart... You can't fire her... You could fire me though.... Except I've been here too long, I'd have to kill one of you or something... It's really hard to get fired.

#1646

4244

March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.