#4824

44

April 3, 2014, 2:42 p.m.

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Ms. Bosse: Why are you guys talking about lingerie back there? Jimmy: We're not looking at lingerie, we're looking at dresses!

#4808

35

March 24, 2014, 2:48 p.m.

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Will: Did you get a taste of your own medicine? It tastes like poop.

#4789

35

Feb. 27, 2014, 12:26 p.m.

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// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more

#4544

-11

May 30, 2013, 5:36 p.m.

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Katherine Angier: I'm mature //Proceeds to hit Hannah Tsai on the head with notebook Katherine Angier: Eeekkk!!

#4543

1012

May 30, 2013, 5:35 p.m.

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Bosse: Everyone remember that you represent Blair, so behave so future Magnet students can get internships at your lab. Shaun: And if you do something wrong say you're home-schooled. Evan: Say you go to Poolesville. //Class laughs

#4459

11

Feb. 27, 2013, 12:38 p.m.

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//In Study Hall before presenting for SRP Richard: Guess who still hasn't printed out his poster? This guy! Jason: How did you still get an A in SRP? Richard: I guess I was just too high...

#4441

4951

Feb. 15, 2013, 5:07 p.m.

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//Rose is passing out the sheets you sign up for SRP-observing on. Rose: So, uhm.  This one is about....Home Office Stress toys.  The next one is about...Uh, Don't stick your tongue in sockets.  Then...Robots...Talking.  Yeah.  This one...Mosquito humping.  And this..is about drinking too much vodka.  Uhhh....this....Hmm.  Robot Doctors...Alright.  This one...is..just finding oil.  Hm.  Magma...Volcanos.  And this one...this is Vodka again...yeah...I'm done with this

#4413

37

Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.

#4182

28

Sept. 4, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

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Bosse: Guys! Calm down! The girls and Albert are trying to work.

#3961

484536

Feb. 14, 2012, 11:17 p.m.

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//Duval's killing time until everyone's real SRP interview partners come back, so Eva and Sam Zbarsky are doing a mock interview for an internship. Eva(interviewer): Hey sweetie, so tell me a little about yourself. Sam: Um, I'm a junior...at Montgomery Blair high school. Eva: High school? That's hot. Sam: Err...I'd like to work under you. Eva: Oh is that what you're into? Sam: ... //Duval facepalms Eva: So what *positions* would you be interested in? *raises eyebrows* Sam: ... Duval: It's okay to run away screaming at this point. //Sam runs away screaming Duval: So that was a lovely example of what kind of interview to NEVER HAVE.