#2435

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#2433

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?

#2431

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Oct. 28, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: If you go to Mexico, drink water, you get diarrhea instantly. Shirley: Instantly?! Minas: Plus or minus thirty minutes.

#2430

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Oct. 28, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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Pham: When they kill the chicken they cut up. Open intestine! Where you think the bacteria go? ALL OVER THE CHICKEN!

#2429

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Oct. 28, 2010, 1:14 a.m.

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//Gross is talking about Naturalism Doyung: Nice boots, Ms. Gross. //Gross looks at him strangely, class snickers Doyung: I said you have nice boots, I didn't know they still made the kind you're wearing. (points at her boots) Class: Ohhhh. Doyung (realizing what they thought he said): Man, you guys are sick.

#2428

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Oct. 28, 2010, 12:47 a.m.

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Pham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.

#2427

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Oct. 28, 2010, 12:46 a.m.

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Pham: From the sun...what the next planet? Students (laughing): Don't do Science Bowl, Mr. Pham! Pham: What is it, next planet after the sun? Students (still laughing): Mercury! Pham: What the next planet after that, Mars? I don't remember any of thing like that! (Students die of laugher)

#2426

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Oct. 28, 2010, 12:44 a.m.

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//talking about the old days when Blair was even worse than it is now Pham: Back then parent call and ask, 'do you feel dangerous when you here in school?' And I say yes! //he meant "in danger"

#2425

1414

Oct. 27, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

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//computer team, Ashu was probably being annoying Scott:...and the computer redirects it to the appropriate program, which for him (points at Ashu) is Internet Explorer and for the rest of us it's Firefox.

#2424

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.